Sunday, January 2, 2011

You've got to Believe

It was only a matter of time before I unearthed a birther (warning...this link leads to a steaming pile of crazy).


They pop up in the most interesting of places, but this one seemed pretty likely from the minute I saw the headline. Billy Graham's son is apparently coo-coo pants, and a scholar from Boston University went on CNN to call him out for trying to convince people that Barack Obama is Muslim.


Of course, the comment section quickly devolves into what you might expect. However, this fella takes it a step further by actually claiming to have witnessed a speech where Obama claims he was a Muslim born in Africa.


When it comes to telling lies obama is the best of all time. He lies his way with promises he never intended to keep just too get elected. He lies about his birth place and yes I saw a speech he gave where he said he was born in Africa and that he was a Muslim. He can't open his mouth without lying.


This brings up an interesting point. If Obama can't open his mouth without lying, and he has, at one time, claimed to be both a Muslim and Christian, then there is only one logical conclusion. Obama must be Jewish.


Mazel tov!


+30 for a major Costanza (see below)
+15 for legendary self-contradiction
-5 for grammar school dropout (to vs too)











2 comments:

  1. Adam - hate to break it to ya, but Billy Graham is still alive.

    Otherwise, nice work.

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  2. Duly noted and corrected. My apologies to the Grahams.

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